In Science We Trust.

(Written on 2021年01月22日)(Permalink)

I used to fly with my emotional support lemur, but it refuses to wear a mask.

(Written on 2020年12月04日)(Permalink)

I wonder if United will ask passengers to help load, and then ask them "did anyone BESIDES UNITED ask you to bring a package on board" :D

(Written on 2020年10月10日)(Permalink)

"Ground officials were able to confirm that the wheel was indeed missing, and noted that the left side wheel was still in place even though they could not say for sure whether the tire was properly inflated or not." So there's no TPMS on planes?

(Written on 2020年02月25日)(Permalink)

When a Southwest Airlines Flight Was Delayed, Passengers Got Increasingly Frustrated. Then Inc.com Did Something Remarkable. They Turned The Headline Into Clickbait. You Won't Believe #3! What would have been wrong with "Gate Agent Amuses Delayed And Frustrated Passengers With Game" ? Besides, shouldn't the game have been "Worst Facial Biometrics" ?

(Written on 2019年08月30日)(Permalink)

Sounds like he needs an "emotional support animal."

(Written on 2019年08月30日)(Permalink)

So how many seats do these planes have? I'd think that would be useful information to have in this article, although I'm not familiar with the source and if their target readership could be assumed to know that in the first place.

(Written on 2018年10月05日)(Permalink)

I'm wondering if part of the rationale is, "if you give everyone free wifi, they'll be glued to their devices the whole trip instead of becoming unruly and belligerent." Maybe that's why there's so many air-rage incidents, device withdrawal? Perhaps some people can't just sit there with nothing to do for a few hours without unraveling?

(Written on 2018年10月05日)(Permalink)

I'm no pilot, just a regular commercial flyer... and even I can spot the headline as clickbait.

(Written on 2018年05月04日)(Permalink)

Win airline lawsuits with this ONE WEIRD TRICK!

(Written on 2018年03月16日)(Permalink)